Theatre fashions (Wednesday)

Theatre hats are the most unflattering thing in the world. Absolutely nobody looks good in them and I suspect that this is a deliberate ploy to stop the staff in theatres from perving over each other. The things that’s really annoying about them though, is that they are really messing with my hair.

No matter how long I spend in the morning getting my hair into a respectable state for work, I can guarantee that by lunchtime the theatre hat will have transformed it into a hideous bouffant. My hair ends up looking like some sort of 80s pop star gone wrong; think of George Michael’s deformed cousin and you’d be getting close.

Trust me, it’s not good look.